The results are in, my beloved audience. The results. Are. In. After a very close vote by the Academy, The Woman Who Is (Definitely) Not The World’s Worst Mother is………..

Drumroll.

Fanfare.

Gasps.

Frantically roaming eyes, seeking the winner.

The Winner is Beth, of Fragile What?!? . Beth’s daughter, Lauren, contributed to her mother’s glory by suggesting that Beth is NOT the World’s Worst Mother because she doesn’t throw her children down the stairs. They don’t have any stairs, mind you, but whatev’s! I’m sure that, if Beth wanted to throw a child or two down some stairs, she’d find some. She seems resourceful. CONGRATS, Beth!! Now stay tuned to see what you’ve won!

                                          

I decided that I wanted to give away something that was “Canadian,” so when I was in my Loblaw’s grocery store this afternoon and I smelled something completely sinful and thus wonderful, I knew I had found the prize for my contest.

At the Loblaws chains of stores, we have products called President’s Choice (PC). In a word, most of the PC products are Fan-Fecking-Tab-U-Lous. Food items, home decor, you name it. It’s all good. I have to say, I’ve found such a wonderful prize that I had to give myself one, too. This contest has been a lot of hard, exhausting work for me, you know. I need an award, too. So I bought two. One for the contest winner and one for me. After all, it wouldn’t be good to give away a product that I haven’t first tested myself, would it? That would be irresponsible of me.

So there you have it: the prize is the Candy Apple reed diffuser that is on the left of the picture above. Beth will receive hers all nicely sealed up in its original box. And no, sorry to say, the diffuser does not come with the gorge pumpkin wire basket thingy. That’s mine and I love it, so you can’t have it. Yours, my dear, will look like this when you receive it:

Be sure to take pics when you set it up at home to show me how you’re rockin’ it, ok? And, I have to say, the scent is full of awesome sweetness. ‘Nuff of the official business!

Beth, go on and celebrate! Tell the whole world that you have officially been ordained The Woman Who Is NOT The World’s Worst Mother. I don’t want to call you The World’s Greatest Mother; that might go to your head and then you’d forget all of us simpletons. That wouldn’t be cool, because, after all, we made  you what  you are. Don’t forget it, sweetie!

I jest. I jest.

Seriassly? Enjoy the glory, Beth! Enjoy it. Brag about it.

The rest of you? Don’t be sore losers. (Not that I expect you to be sore losers. You’re all awesome in your own right. Completely awesome.) I expect each and every one of you who voted to come back here and congratulate Beth!

Truly? This was way too much fun for me. I didn’t expect this Meme to take off like it did. I really appreciate everyone who took part, whether it was in a comment or an entire post. You’re all wonderful and, because we live in the 21st century, you’re all winners. Losers don’t exist any more because that might make someone feel bad. Boohoo.

Onward, Academy!