Stolen from Jaimie at Just Me…
Here are the rules (some have been altered by moi, for the sake of my own entertainment):
- Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
- They have to be real places, names, things. nothing made up will be much more interesting if you make them up!
- You can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.
- Tag 5 people to play along.
- What is your name? Kia
- A 4 Letter Word: kink
- A Boys’ Name: Kyle
- A Girls’ Name: Kennedy (which would have been Little Man’s name, were he born a girl)
- An Occupation: kinky movie director
- A Colour: kinky koala
- Something you men (shouldn’t) wear: kilt
- A Beverage: kiwi konkoktion (I totally made this up, but someone should so make this)
- A Food Group : ketchup (ok, but it IS a food group in our house)
- Something found in the bathroom: kinky magazines (Heavens no! not at my house! Probably at yours, though. Right? I’m right, aren’ t I?)
- A place: Kinky movie theatre
- A Reason for being late: Kinky sex
- Something you shout: ”Kinky movies in my house?! What the fecking feck are Kinky movies doing in my house??!!!” (Ok, I’ve never actually shouted this, but if I ever find Kinky movies in my house, I know I’ll shout this!)
- Make up a word and give its definition: kiactionary (noun) - 1.a dictionary of words that only Kia knows the meanings of and 2. a very exclusive, limited edition dictionary that was only ever produced in a single printing. Yes, I mean 1 copy. And I have it. And you’ll never see it. So there.
Tag, You’re It!
You know the drill with me though, peeps. If you want to be tagged and I didn’t tag you, consider yourself tagged anyway. Let me know if you do it and I’ll post a linky link.
Kia

















you’ve been in my bathroom?
By: laura phelps on October 22, 2008
at 4:34 pm
yeah, i have. go clean it, will ya? and when you’re done, come clean all of mine, too!
By: goodmum on October 22, 2008
at 4:42 pm
What’s wrong with kilts? Ketchup is totally a food group in our house too. And a beverage.
By: Casey on October 22, 2008
at 6:20 pm
It was just gently pointed out to me that each answer has to begin with the first letter of your name. I didn’t read the directions properly. That makes my whole answer, (which tickled me pink), make no sense. I apologize to anyone who bored themselves silly reading it.
Mama Mara,Motherhood in NYC, Outnumbered Two To One, and Piece of Cake: I beg you – learn from my mistakes.
By: robinaltman on October 22, 2008
at 10:43 pm
1. What is your name? Robin
2. A 4 Letter Word: Rich
3. A Boys’ Name: Rory
4. A Girls’ Name: Robitussin. That’s what I would have named Kevin if he was a girl. In fact, I’m going to have him castrated and call him that now. It’s never too late to correct one’s mistakes.
5. An Occupation: Rip off artist
6. A Colour: Red
7. Something you men (shouldn’t) wear: ripped underwear (in case you’re in an accident and they have to cut your pants off. It would be really embarrassing. That’s what my mom said.)
8. A Beverage: root beer (My son Alex came up with that one, because I’m too dumb.)
9. A Food Group : relish
10. Something found in the bathroom: reading material (mostly scandal rags)
11. A place: Reading, PA (My town! Wow! What a coincidence! It’s karma that I’m here, not a f-ing nightmare that my husband got a job here and dragged me into the boonies.)
12. A Reason for being late: R.E.M. sleep
13. Something you shout: “Read a f-ing book instead of playing that stupid Game Cube!”
14. Make up a word and give its definition: Robinism: When you don’t read the directions properly and you have to do your meme twice.
By: robinaltman on October 22, 2008
at 11:14 pm
You didn’t tag me, but I don’t care. I tagged myself, so there Miss I am stuck on Kinky so maybe that’s a sign I need 20 minutes alone with my husband tonight.
Hehehe, enjoy!! Oh, and I want a copy of that kiactionary. I told your LM to get his hands on it for me. Of course, he had a meltdown, went nuts and then I had to bribe him back down, but I think he’s on my side now and he will be faxing it tomorrow! Bwahahahhaha, my evil plan is working!!
By: Kari on October 23, 2008
at 9:51 am
Ketchup is a vegetable, right? Definitely part of a food group!
By: LifeAsIKnowIt on October 23, 2008
at 10:00 am
You crack me up. Hmmm….it seems that kinky stuff is on your mind. Is this good news for your hubby?
By: Patty on October 23, 2008
at 10:18 am
Thanks for the Kinky read, Kia
I likey your blog.
By: Jaden on October 23, 2008
at 2:20 pm
Why do all your answers start with kinky? Get your mind out of the gutter!
I’ll try to get to this today. I’ve been tagged a few times of late, so I’ll just work backwards. Seems appropriate since I’m feeling turned around today. Oh yea.
By: mrsbear on October 23, 2008
at 4:38 pm
Yeah, mine is up. Good times.
The scattergories is down at the bottom.
By: mrsbear on October 24, 2008
at 12:04 am