The title of this post, peeps, is the Google that didn’t happen. Of course, now that I’ve used it as a fake  Google, it will come up as a real  Google the next time someone is looking to do the butterfly stroke naked with Loonette. Sorry to disappoint, sick pervs.

Squeeee!! The visual on that is enough to make me wish I were blind.

As it happens, two lovely boogers, Rainbow Mummy and Bendy Ruggles, guessed that this was the fake, before I had the chance to declare one of them as the winner. I’m going to send them both a prize.

Want to know what they’ve won?!!

I bet you do!

 

 

They’ve won their very own DVD of Loonette and her boiz from da hoooodz.

 

 

Am I kidding? Of course  I’m kidding. If I sent these ladies copies of Loonette DVDs, their wrist-slittings would be on my back, peeps. That’s a responsibility I’m not ready to claim. Like,  ever. Ok, except in the case of my mother-in-law. I’d take that one.

For reals, though, I don’t know what the prizes will be yet. We’ll have to see what I come across when I’m shopping tomorrow. And you all know how much I despise  The Shopping. I’m willing to sacrifice for the benefit of my peeps, though. I’m wonderfully selfless that way. And in many other ways, of course. No, not that  way.

I must go now. Grey’s is on in 7.3 minutes and I still have a bed to make. Yes, I know it should have been done over 12 hours ago. My man-servant took the day off.

Out!

Kia

P.S. Please visit Rainbow Mummy and Bendy Ruggles and compliment them on their spy-like prowess with the fake Googles. Feel free to tell them how great you think I am for giving them both a prize. Also feel free to be jealous and mean. It’s so much more interesting than being nice and congratulatory.