It’s bad enough that I had to use Hubs’ shitty laptop while on vacay. It’s WORSE when I come home, excited (probably moreso than is normal and sane) to use my own ‘puter, and find out that the fecking thing is being an asshole and won’t even boot up.
I promise I’ll be back as soon as my asshole ‘puter allows it. Pinky swear.
Kia
P.S. Hubs’ laptop used to be his mother’s. It fecking smells like her, I swear. Must go disinfect fingertips. Stat.

















As I’m about to ban a few children FOR LIFE from their computer…let me know if I need to send a rescue ‘puter in to the GoodMum family. All in the name of SANITY…mine that is.
How bad is that my BIL was impressed at the ability of my 10 year old to think on his feet and come up with valid sounding reasons NOT to get on the computer in the name of not being found out that said 10 year old had violated his “grounding” ? Hmmmm…not sure if I should be proud of his quick thinking skills, or not? LOL
By: Carla on May 26, 2009
at 12:02 am
Um…. ew?
By: Andrea's Sweet Life on May 26, 2009
at 1:18 am
Yea. Not going to try and top that one.
Tip: Try hitting to power button to turn it on? Dunno. Some reason it tends to work with mine ??
Glad to see your (coming) back. Hope you had a decent time away!
By: db on May 26, 2009
at 2:07 am
oh i was in tears when mine broke.
ha, you’ll catch mother in law germs. you’ll turn into her!!!
By: rainbowmummy on May 26, 2009
at 5:06 am
Kia! There’s a new show on A&E you have to watch: “obsession”. Better yet, you should live blog it!
By: laura on May 26, 2009
at 7:18 am
Mine’s acting up too. I think it’s WE. I have to take it to my computer guru eventually.
By: LJ on May 26, 2009
at 7:27 am
MISS U SO MUCH…… COME BACK SOON @@@@@@@@@ I wish I could write this so it looks like one of those cut up ransome notes…. Your computer is holding you hostage from us!
By: Holly's Mom on May 26, 2009
at 8:02 am
Welcome back! I’ve missed you. Can’t wait to hear all abour Florida!
By: Dawn on May 26, 2009
at 8:35 am
Welcome back to the land of sunshine! LOL
Although, having said that … have you brought the, to quote your (now my) favourite word, fecking rain with you?
Looking forward to your holiday stories with LM.
By: Karen on May 26, 2009
at 9:05 am
We’ll still be here. Hope your vacation was funnn! Did the torrential downpours stop in time for some more play?
By: Jaden on May 26, 2009
at 10:48 am
Welcome back, Dudette! Hope you had a fantabulous time! We’re going through Goodmum withdrawal around here.
By: robinaltman on May 26, 2009
at 10:56 am
Have fun with the disenfecting.
Can’t wait to have ya back blogging full time.
Sorry about all the rain in florida! That was the week my parents had thought about bringing me down… my mom called and said it was good I didn’t come because of the rain. sucks you got caught up in it!
By: BQkimmy on May 26, 2009
at 12:41 pm
Wow, you really are fighting some hard battles…we’ll miss you!
By: elizabeth channel on May 26, 2009
at 1:48 pm
I hear ya! My computer died and I’m using an old laptop of husbands.
My Mac mini should arrive any day now–I better not have any more computer problems after that!
By: therocchronicles on May 27, 2009
at 10:38 am
Ew, no, try not to get mother-in-law smell on your fingers, it’s almost impossible to get out.
Hope you solve your ‘puter issues.
By: mrsbear0309 on May 27, 2009
at 10:52 am
No way! MY computer smells like MY mother when she’s been out in the heat all day. Do you suppose one day our kids will think their space-age hand-held devices smell like us?
Am disturbed. Must shower.
By: melvin on May 28, 2009
at 11:40 pm
Where are you????? I’m starting to get worried…
Link me to your Mumbers when you’re done.
By: elizabeth channel on June 1, 2009
at 12:07 pm
hurry back
By: Laura on June 1, 2009
at 12:47 pm