Uniform? Check.
Cocky attitude? Check.
“Aw, Mom, I look stupid in these clothes…” comments? Check.
Loose front tooth? Check.
Meeting with psychologist, principal and teacher all present? Check.
I guess we’re ready for school next week.
Kia
P.S. WTFeck?!! Really? In this pic my kid totally looks like he had a rough day at the office and just stopped into the pub for a pint or two.
P.P.S. Let’s have a Caption This contest. Prize to be announced when I decide who the winner is. Go for it. Caption my kid.
P.P.P.S. Little Man’s latest obsession is the clock. Minutes. Seconds. Seconds in minutes. Hours in days. Etc. Fecking exhausting. His teacher is going to LURRRVV it. Ba hahahahahahaha!!!
Don’t worry Ma. If I see any of those stinkin’ worms I’ll just smother ‘em with my tie.
By: Natalie on September 3, 2009
at 10:15 pm
Does this tie make my neck look fat?
By: Dawn on September 3, 2009
at 10:24 pm
Do you have any Grey Poupon??
Prince William is my big brother!
I’m DEAD SEXY!!!!
Hey Ladies are you ready for me?????
PS He looks super cute!
By: Jenn E on September 3, 2009
at 10:25 pm
Hurry up and take the picture. Yes, I’m smiling. Are you done? Bet you’re gonna show this at my wedding. Thanks.
By: mapsgirl on September 3, 2009
at 10:41 pm
Dude. I stayed up partying with the chicks too late last night and now I hafta go to school. Feck.
P.S., ITA with Jenn, he does look super cute.
By: asdmommy on September 3, 2009
at 10:59 pm
I’m gonna some wizard ass on the Hogwarts Express.
By: lynnes on September 4, 2009
at 12:05 am
Sorting Hat: Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?
Little Man: Not Slytherin. Not Slytherin.
By: Osh on September 4, 2009
at 12:29 am
You look really good when I don’t wear my glasses. What? I don’t wear glasses? Oh must be the spiked apple juice in my sippy cup. It’s playing havoc with my brain.
By: (mnwh) on September 4, 2009
at 8:20 am
No witty caption here, but he does look super cute, but very pissed off!
By: outnumberedbykids on September 4, 2009
at 8:37 am
Last thing I remember, I was trying to shove all my stuffies down my pants and asking my Mum to try to poo me out.
By: mama mara on September 4, 2009
at 9:21 am
Hurry mum, you have exactly 25 minutes, 18 seconds, and 62 miliseconds to get me to school…now drop the camera and put your shoes on!
By: Krystal the Monkey Mama on September 4, 2009
at 11:08 am
And yeah, he is soooo adorable!!!
By: Krystal the Monkey Mama on September 4, 2009
at 11:09 am
Hmmm – somehow the ‘kick’ in my ‘kick some ass’ caption went missing.
By: lynnes on September 4, 2009
at 2:50 pm
I estimate that in precicely 1 year, 4 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 15 hours, 45 minutes and 12.45389999999 seconds this shiz will fit me and I’ll stop looking like a stoopid fecker!
By: Anna on September 4, 2009
at 3:31 pm
Have fun at your first day of school, kiddo!
By: HeatherPride on September 4, 2009
at 4:00 pm
School? Really? I thought I was getting all dressed up for the Lego Convention.
By: Tanya @ TeenAutism on September 4, 2009
at 10:29 pm
shaken, not stirred.
By: pixiemama on September 5, 2009
at 9:04 am
Tooooo cute!!!
By: ella on September 5, 2009
at 12:29 pm
Aw man, all my ideas have already been taken.
Yeah, that would imply I actually have a modicum of creativity, but I think that left a few weeks before my sanity. But, I love the picture!
By: Patty on September 5, 2009
at 6:36 pm
Caption: I believe I ordered a DECAF latte.
He is so cute. He’s going to love school! Once he gets used to it, of course.
Hey, I started a new blog! Will you come check it out and let me know what you think? http://tightropewalker.wordpress.com
By: Andrea on September 6, 2009
at 10:13 pm
“I wanted Estee Lauder blush in “Pink Peony”, but this is all they had. Is it too much? Be honest, now.”
He’s so fecking cute, it’s not even funny. I hope his first day rocks!!!
By: robinaltman on September 6, 2009
at 10:27 pm
You gots yerself an award! Go get it on my blog! xoxo
By: Dawn on September 9, 2009
at 9:37 am
Who won? And I SAID I gave you an award!!!
By: Dawn on September 15, 2009
at 8:03 pm