Posted by: goodmum | October 23, 2009

It’s Real Now.

I have bronchitis. I also have an inhaler and codeine. Colour me sleepy and yet high.

Little Man has a snotty nose today. Colour me a shitty weekend.


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  1. passing you crayons, which colour would you like? Green to match the snot?

  2. I’ll pary there is no pneumonia in your future (or little mans!).
    Natalie

  3. Having gone through years of chronic bronchitis, I have a few tips:

    (1) Nettipot is disgusting but quite effective.
    (2) Ditto gargling with warm salt water every few hours — my Talking Turd of a wusband suggested that I’d get the same health benefit if I gave him four BJs a day, the fecker.
    (3) Respect the power of codeine. Do not drive, or you might just by mistake drive through the back wall of your garage. Oops.
    (4) If you take codeien for longer than a week, prunes ought to become your new best friend. You will thank me later for this one.

  4. I colour your hubby in charge of everything while you stay in bed. I hope you feel better soon and that LM’s snotty nose turns out to be just a snotty nose.

    Love ya!!

  5. Feel better little Canadian Doood!

  6. Yum-Yum
    You might consider this to help you out http://www.babycomfynose.com/FAQs.html :) I know right

  7. Man, you guys have the worst possible luck when it comes to sickness. You never seem to catch a break. Maybe you should be like me and not ever clean. That is what I credit for my kids’ amazing immune system. They have been exposed to all kinds of germs since my house is always messy, so now have built up some immunities to germs. That’s my theory anyway.

    Wish I could bring you some chicken soup….

  8. I hear ya. The Roc is home from school again today because not only does he have a nasty cough and needs breathing treatments, I’m pretty sure he has pink eye to boot. Going to the doctor AGAIN today.

    Feel better soon!

  9. How much do you think it would cost for you to send me some of that spectacular cough medicine from CANADA, and do you think that’s illegal per Canadian law?

  10. shut up moaning. i swear the lengths you go to not to have sex is getting beyond a joke.

  11. Well at least if you’ve had it for a month, it’s probably not pig flu.


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