Kia (looking in mirror, her face clearly showing disgust): Little Man, your Mommy is a whale!
Little Man: No, Mommy, you’re not a whale. You’re more of an elephant.
Kia (to Hubs, a few minutes later, sulky and all woe-is-me-ful): Our son told me I’m not a whale. I got all excited and thought he was going to pretend that he couldn’t tell I’m a whale. Instead, he told me I’m an elephant. An elephant!
Hubs (rolling eyes, ‘course): That’s actually a good thing. Whales are bigger than elephants.
Kia: Feck off.
what an asshole. you should sit on both of them. you know, so they get crushed by your whalephant sized backside *runs and hides*
oh and ps, my diet, yeah, not going well.
By: rainbowmummy on March 26, 2010
at 2:00 pm
That’s actually a bit more positive than what I’d get from my DH. Mine would say, “Well stop complaining about it and do something about it!” I also am not surrounded by people who tell me what I want to hear….sigh….
So what happened with the meds?
By: mundanemomma on March 26, 2010
at 2:29 pm
LOL!!!!
By: Dawn on March 26, 2010
at 3:19 pm
Oh, you should so get even. I agree with rainbowmummy about sitting on them. Or better yet, go on a lettuce only diet and make THEM do it too (of course, eat real food when they aren’t around)…
By: Patty on March 26, 2010
at 4:31 pm
apple meet tree…..dead man much?????
: )
B
By: B on March 26, 2010
at 4:36 pm
They’re both just really smart and particular about insult details. And they don’t care about living longer.
By: robinaltman on March 27, 2010
at 2:14 pm
Niiiiiiice. Apparently they’re both missing their sensitivity gene…along with the gene for self preservation.
By: mrsbear0309 on March 28, 2010
at 11:15 am
Logic has no place in such discussions. Especially where they’re concerned!
By: Tanya @ TeenAutism on March 30, 2010
at 1:12 am